Vegetables for Beginners

I just got into an ugly fight with a cashier. Usually I'm a polite, mild-mannered person, trying to tackle most problems with a smile. Today, though, I'm cranky, overworked, still sick and in a bad mood.

SO DON'T TRY TELLING ME THIS IS RADISH:



Especially not when radish costs four times as much. Seriously.

What are your Monday annoyances?