If thy fic sucketh...

[seedee]

The best way to start a new week is reading The Ten Beta Commandments by minnow_53. I just laughed so hard I almost cried, and considering that it's Monday morning, this wasn't easy to achieve.

Thank you to those who keep correcting my spelling mistakes, helping me in my Holy War Against the Tenses, and raise virtual eyebrows when I happily jump off the plot road and frolick in a field instead.

YOU SO KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! (Sorry for the caps lock, but I found out recently - while yelling at one of those lovely mentioned persons - that it is very liberating)

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[thimble-kiss.livejournal.com]

*looks over shoulder* Mmm, who? :)

That's indeed a post made of win. Tablets of stone via email - oh dear!

(and you're so cute when you capslock)

[vanseedee.livejournal.com]

What's he doing? Is he pulling his hair or trying to stab himself with a pencil?

Cute??? I was going for intimidating and bitchy.

The Tablets of stone, that's a joke. /just making sure.

(Actually I was just trying to butter you up, there's a train-wreck coming your way in a couple of weeks. *stocks up on virtual cookies*)

[thimble-kiss.livejournal.com]

He's pondering ponderous thoughts while twirling his pencil in his lush sexay locks, twerp!

Sure, sure. *cowers for Your Intimidating Bitchiness* *snickers*

And not only is it almost surely a joke, it sure as heck is a metaphor, too. :D

In two weeks I'm having my knee surgery, so I'll be doing a fair bit of sitting around and needing things to distract from the ouch. Neat, yeah?

[vanseedee.livejournal.com]

You're having a knee surgery? Why don't I know such things? cuddles you. I hope it's nothing too complicated. *instant fretting*

I'll do my best and type all 50.000 words until then...

(...joke...)

(...I think...)

[thimble-kiss.livejournal.com]

Well, something got torn inside it last autumn, and they'll be making holes in it and putting it right so that I can walk on it without wincing again. :) I think it's fairly uncomplicated and nothing to fret overly about. (Of course, I still do fret. :P)

Just type until it's finished and throw it my way, darlin'. <3

Edited because, erm, wrong journal!

[vanseedee.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I didn't know that you hurt yourself that badly. I'll cross fingers and toes and everything else that's crossable. The fretting will be worth it when you can walk on it without wincing again afterward. (I'm ignoring the business with the holes, I'm too much of a wimp to think about that)

And I don't mind pretty boys around here :P

[thimble-kiss.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the crossed crossables dear, it is much appreciated.

And since you don't mind... :)

[la-george.livejournal.com]

WHAT? THERE ARE OTHER BETAS!!!!! OMGYUTEHSUCK!!!!

Er.... I have no idea what this capspeak you speak of concerns.

Giggles, bows at thine feet. Or whatever.

[vanseedee.livejournal.com]

OMGDBMAM (OMG Don't be mad at me; in case you didn't get the self-explanatory acronym)

Kisses you. And yes, I know you have no idea...