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seedeeMaybe it's the Christmas time, but the free e-gift thing really cheered me up (thanks to all again). Now there are shouts of rage because the notification system has been down for two days. I'm sort of amused and am waiting for the shouts of ENORMOUS rage when mail boxes will start to be filled with the notification emails.
A little number game:
My f-list consists of 48 people (which - counting by fandom standard - is pretty low). A darling little script told me that my f-list received 410 gifts. That are 410 emails in my inbox.
Now lets look at someone with a big f-list and see how many emails just ONE popular journal generates (here I'm talking about sending, not receiving). I have two examples (I picked very popular journals; you can repeat the game with the person of your choice.)
Person 1 received 56 gifts and an f-list of 1201 people. Gift-notifications are opt-out. Let's say that 10% opted out (I think that is very generous, but bear with me). 1081 people are left. Multiplication of doom:
1081*56= 60,536 emails, generated by one single person.
Person 2 received 112 gifts and an f-list of 2738 people. If we subtract 10%, we're still at 2464. That means:
2464*112= 275,990 emails, generated by one. single. person.
The beauty of it is that those emails are already in the queue. There's no opting-out now, because it's not an option that works backwards. All the emails will be delivered in the upcoming hours (I strongly suggest using email filters to direct them directly to the trash). I'm curious to see whether one or several of the big providers will put lj on their spam list.
I'm hard pressed to believe that the glitch in the notification system has nothing to do with the free gift. I'm not even trying to attempt to estimate the total number of generated emails, but it must be insane.
And for some reason, I'm very amused about the whole story.
Did I say yet that I really loved the gifts?
Love to everyone :D
P.S. I have clearly too much time on my hands at the moment.
EDIT: So it turns out that I was right *preens*. LJ admitted that the free gift broke the notifications. Probably also because one of the big coms decided to send an avalanche of snowflakes to one of their members. 15000 gifts * 193 friends = 2.9 million emails (minus those who unchecked The Box)
A little number game:
My f-list consists of 48 people (which - counting by fandom standard - is pretty low). A darling little script told me that my f-list received 410 gifts. That are 410 emails in my inbox.
Now lets look at someone with a big f-list and see how many emails just ONE popular journal generates (here I'm talking about sending, not receiving). I have two examples (I picked very popular journals; you can repeat the game with the person of your choice.)
Person 1 received 56 gifts and an f-list of 1201 people. Gift-notifications are opt-out. Let's say that 10% opted out (I think that is very generous, but bear with me). 1081 people are left. Multiplication of doom:
1081*56= 60,536 emails, generated by one single person.
Person 2 received 112 gifts and an f-list of 2738 people. If we subtract 10%, we're still at 2464. That means:
2464*112= 275,990 emails, generated by one. single. person.
The beauty of it is that those emails are already in the queue. There's no opting-out now, because it's not an option that works backwards. All the emails will be delivered in the upcoming hours (I strongly suggest using email filters to direct them directly to the trash). I'm curious to see whether one or several of the big providers will put lj on their spam list.
I'm hard pressed to believe that the glitch in the notification system has nothing to do with the free gift. I'm not even trying to attempt to estimate the total number of generated emails, but it must be insane.
And for some reason, I'm very amused about the whole story.
Did I say yet that I really loved the gifts?
Love to everyone :D
P.S. I have clearly too much time on my hands at the moment.
EDIT: So it turns out that I was right *preens*. LJ admitted that the free gift broke the notifications. Probably also because one of the big coms decided to send an avalanche of snowflakes to one of their members. 15000 gifts * 193 friends = 2.9 million emails (minus those who unchecked The Box)
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on 2009-12-09 04:42 pm (UTC)*annoyed hair pulling*
Anywaaaaaaaaaaaaay.. *glares at lj* I only got vgift notifications so far, not even comments or replies!! that's so unfair!
and there we go again, another 112 emails *hangs head*
*sigh*
*hugs you*
yes, you have to much time, but it was fun to read anyways, poor Cheryl, or Bryoney.. *giggles*
♥
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on 2009-12-09 04:52 pm (UTC)My email is filling up quickly and steadily. And it makes me giggle every time I look at it. And I'm not even being sarcastic. You just have to take it as a proof of all the love that's been flying around on the weekend.
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on 2009-12-10 10:14 am (UTC)I mean..
it's very nice to have it back and working again *nodnod*
*giggles*
♥
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on 2009-12-10 01:07 pm (UTC)